Petsafe Scoopfree

This is the machine whisking our poo away!

This is the machine whisking our
poo away!

FIND WHERE TO BUY IT

Continue reading to see where the humans are buying this device and how it works!!!!>>>

Petsafe Scoopfree

Watch the video
and decide for yourself!!!!!!!!>>>>

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Watch the first appawling catspiracy video

Watch the first appawling
catspiracy video

Warning!

If your human doesn't have one yet... THEY WILL SOON!!!!

CLICK THESE HUMAN STORE SIGNS TO FIND THE SCOOPFREE LITTER BOX

CLICK THESE HUMAN STORE SIGNS TO FIND THE SCOOPFREE LITTER BOX

Still not convinced!?!

Still not convinced!?!?!

Just look at this crazy high-tech, poop-harvesting machine they’ve developed:

Just look at this crazy high-tech,
poop-harvesting machine they’ve developed:

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Pet Safe Litter Box

You crap on odor-absorbing crystals.

Pet Safe Litter Box

It has special motion sensors that know when you're gone.

Pet Safe Litter Box

Magic, odor-capturing crystals entrap your doodoo berries' smells.

Pet Safe Litter Box

A robot arm sweeps your deposit into the harvesting box (SPOOKY!!!).

Pet Safe Litter Box

Humans can collect your turds without ever smelling or touching them.

Pet Safe Litter Box

And the tray is replaced in minutes. It is pure evil genius.

The logo of the maniacal company
behind the robot dung butler.

Note the words "Safe Pets",
but who really benefits here?

We Can Stop Them!

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We Can Stop Them!

THINK ABOUT IT

THINK ABOUT IT

Why would humans go to so much trouble to invent this if they weren’t using our poo for…SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!?!?! LIKE MAKING DIAMONDS. OR POWERING THEIR GLOBAL ECONOMY!?!?!?

Why would humans go to so much trouble to invent this if they weren’t using our poo for…SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!?!?! LIKE MAKING DIAMONDS. OR POWERING THEIR GLOBAL ECONOMY!?!?!?

Cat head saying question everything

Felines
fur the truth

Felines
fur the truth

Photo of cat in catspiracy video

“It is simply purr-posterous to believe that humans AREN’T storing our poopies on the moon." - Sir Purrsalot

Photo of cat in catspiracy video

“Area 51? What if it’s really Area #2. WAKE UP KITTIES!" - Roswell

Photo of cat in catspiracy video

"The next time I have to go number 2, I’m going to think twice." - Banjo

Photo of cat in catspiracy video

“We’re the only animal allowed to live AND poop inside their home. It all makes sense now." - Catticus

Photo of cat in catspiracy video

"The night ball is really a sub-zero dookie storage facility. The truth is out there." - Cindy Clawford

Photo of cat in catspiracy video

"The ScoopFree quietly rakes our poo away so they can rake in the billions." - Mr. Wiggles

Now that you know the truth

Now that you know the truth

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?

Go on a hunger strike

See how much your human loves you when you’re not producing.
Get the word out

Share this information with every comrade feline you know!
Don’t live in the dark

Monitor the Scoopfree Facebook page as often as possible.

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