Are humans using us for our poo?

Are humans using us for our poo?

Millions of cats believe humans are harvesting their poo for profit using the ScoopFree Litter Box.

Millions of cats believe humans are harvesting their poo for profit using the ScoopFree Litter Box.

Watch the video
and decide for yourself!!>>>>

Watch the video
and decide for yourself!!!!!!!!>>>>

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WITH THE WORLD RIGHT MEOW

Still not convinced!?!

Still not convinced!?!?!

Crystal

Just look at this crazy high-tech poop-harvesting machine they've developed:

Just look at this crazy high-tech
poop-harvesting machine they've developed:

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Pet Safe Litter Box

You crap on odor-absorbing crystals.

Pet Safe Litter Box

It has special motion sensors that know when you're gone.

Pet Safe Litter Box

Magic, odor-capturing crystals entrap your butt nugget's smells.

Pet Safe Litter Box

A robot arm sweeps your deposit into the harvesting box (SPOOKY!!!).

Pet Safe Litter Box

Humans can collect your turds without ever smelling or touching them.

Pet Safe Litter Box

And the tray is replaced in minutes. It is pure evil genius.

Warning!

If your human doesn't have one yet... THEY WILL SOON!!!!

Click these human store signs to find the ScoopFree Litter Box

Click these human store signs to find the ScoopFree Litter Box

The logo of the maniacal company
behind the robot dung butler.

Note the words "Safe Pets",
but who really benefits here?

We Can Stop Them!

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We Can Stop Them!

THINK ABOUT IT

THINK ABOUT IT

Why would humans go to so much trouble to invent this if they weren't using our poo for... SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!?!?! LIKE MAKING DIAMONDS. OR POWERING THEIR GLOBAL ECONOMY!?!?!?

Why would humans go to so much trouble to invent this if they weren't using our poo for... SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!?!?! LIKE MAKING DIAMONDS. OR POWERING THEIR GLOBAL ECONOMY!?!?!?

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Felines
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Felines
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"This stinks! If my biowaste is this valuable... I want to keep it!!!" - Dr. Barnaby Bottomsworth
"This can't be legal. Is my poo putting my human through law school?" - Giorgio
"They don't want to touch it, but they sure can't wait to get their hands on it! WTF!?" - Mr. Buttons
"They could be making BILLIONS or even MILLIONS!" - Smokey
"While you were busy chasing that red dot, a human was harvesting your poo." - Doug
"I don't even remember what my poo smells like anymore. It's like a part of me doesn't exist." - Kiwi
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Now that you know the truth

Now that you know the truth

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?

  1. Crystal

    Go on a hunger strike

    See how much your human loves you when you're not producing.

  2. Crystal

    Get the word out

    Share this information with every comrade feline you know.

  3. Crystal

    Don't live in the dark

    Monitor the Scoopfree Facebook page as often as possible.

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