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This is the machine whisking our poo away!

This is the machine whisking our
poo away!

FIND WHERE TO BUY IT

Continue reading to see where the humans are buying this device and how it works!!!!>>>

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and decide for yourself!!!!!!!!>>>>

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Warning!

If your human doesn't have one yet... THEY WILL SOON!!!!

CLICK THESE HUMAN STORE SIGNS TO FIND THE SCOOPFREE LITTER BOX

CLICK THESE HUMAN STORE SIGNS TO FIND THE SCOOPFREE LITTER BOX

Still not convinced!?!

Still not convinced!?!?!

Crystal

Just look at this crazy high-tech, poop-harvesting machine they’ve developed:

Just look at this crazy high-tech,
poop-harvesting machine they’ve developed:

Crystal
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Pet Safe Litter Box

You crap on odor-absorbing crystals.

Pet Safe Litter Box

It has special motion sensors that know when you're gone.

Pet Safe Litter Box

Magic, odor-capturing crystals entrap your doodoo berries' smells.

Pet Safe Litter Box

A robot arm sweeps your deposit into the harvesting box (SPOOKY!!!).

Pet Safe Litter Box

Humans can collect your turds without ever smelling or touching them.

Pet Safe Litter Box

And the tray is replaced in minutes. It is pure evil genius.

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behind the robot dung butler.

Note the words "Safe Pets",
but who really benefits here?

We Can Stop Them!

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We Can Stop Them!

THINK ABOUT IT

THINK ABOUT IT

Why would humans go to so much trouble to invent this if they weren’t using our poo for…SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!?!?! LIKE MAKING DIAMONDS. OR POWERING THEIR GLOBAL ECONOMY!?!?!?

Why would humans go to so much trouble to invent this if they weren’t using our poo for…SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!?!?! LIKE MAKING DIAMONDS. OR POWERING THEIR GLOBAL ECONOMY!?!?!?

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Felines
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Felines
fur the truth

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“It is simply purr-posterous to believe that humans AREN’T storing our poopies on the moon." - Sir Purrsalot
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“Area 51? What if it’s really Area #2. WAKE UP KITTIES!" - Roswell
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"The next time I have to go number 2, I’m going to think twice." - Banjo
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“We’re the only animal allowed to live AND poop inside their home. It all makes sense now." - Catticus
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"The night ball is really a sub-zero dookie storage facility. The truth is out there." - Cindy Clawford
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"The ScoopFree quietly rakes our poo away so they can rake in the billions." - Mr. Wiggles

Watch the first appawling catspiracy video

Watch the first appawling
catspiracy video

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Now that you know the truth

Now that you know the truth

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?

  1. Crystal

    Go on a hunger strike

    See how much your human loves you when you’re not producing.

  2. Crystal

    Get the word out

    Share this information with every comrade feline you know.

  3. Crystal

    Don’t live in the dark

    Monitor the Scoopfree Facebook page as often as possible.

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